I just had the weirdest motherfuckin Dream
So i was dreaming about something i forget but it leads to this
So this little white elf who is dressed in normal street clothes is talking to Stewie (from family guy) calm and then BAMM! starts kicking his ass I mean really kicking his ass. This is the worst ass whooping ive ever seen in my life have him bloodied and bruised. Then he turns nice and starts asking him to vote for him and makes him sign a contract that says if he doesnt vote hell die. Stewie all bruised up agrees. Then the elf says "I live in a mansion" in a sad voice and then x-ray vision of the bottom of the toliet shows there a chair. He jumps in flushes himself and sits on that chair. I assume he lives there. He is just sitting there sad.
Then he flushes back up wearing a money green suit looking like a million bucks. Still an elf tho then he's being an asshole to Stewie but this time with words saying he was a bitch and he already signed the contract theres nothing he could do about. And Stewie was there just crying and stuff.
I just woke up less than 10 minutes ago but Im still jumbled and I doubt Im gonna remember more later so that's my dream and I'm sticking to it.
Moral of the story: Don't trust Politicians
So this little white elf who is dressed in normal street clothes is talking to Stewie (from family guy) calm and then BAMM! starts kicking his ass I mean really kicking his ass. This is the worst ass whooping ive ever seen in my life have him bloodied and bruised. Then he turns nice and starts asking him to vote for him and makes him sign a contract that says if he doesnt vote hell die. Stewie all bruised up agrees. Then the elf says "I live in a mansion" in a sad voice and then x-ray vision of the bottom of the toliet shows there a chair. He jumps in flushes himself and sits on that chair. I assume he lives there. He is just sitting there sad.
Then he flushes back up wearing a money green suit looking like a million bucks. Still an elf tho then he's being an asshole to Stewie but this time with words saying he was a bitch and he already signed the contract theres nothing he could do about. And Stewie was there just crying and stuff.
I just woke up less than 10 minutes ago but Im still jumbled and I doubt Im gonna remember more later so that's my dream and I'm sticking to it.
Moral of the story: Don't trust Politicians